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Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whisky, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute, it becomes apparent she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and asks, "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman lifts her dress, yanks down her drawers and lick her right butt cheek. The woman is so shocked that she spasms and the obstruction comes out. The hillbilly slowly walks back to the bar. His partner looks at him and says, "Ya know, I've heerd of that Hind Lick Maneuver, but I've never seen it used before. "

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