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REPLACEMENT WINDOWS

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive
double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the
contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had
been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.

Hellloooo,............just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am
automatically STUPID!

So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!

Helllooooo? It's been a year! I told him.

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so
I finally just hung up. He never called back.

I bet he felt like an idiot.

great one Swanie....ok I got one. this is my favorite joke of all time

beautiful brunette goes to the the doctor......
she says, "doctor, i don't know what's wrong with me. everytime I touch myself anywhere it hurts."
doctor, "Really, show me."
So she presses her finger against her wrist, "OWWWWWW". then she presses against her shoulder, "OWWWWWW"
the again, she presses against her thigh, "OOOOOOOWWWWWWW".
doctor, "Oh my let's have a look."
So the doctor examines her and afterward says, "you're not a brunette are you?"
she says, "Why no, I'm really a blonde, how did you know?"
doctor says, "Figures, you're finger is broken."

Bama

A man goes into a hotel and tells the clerk "I'll have a room with a bath", the clerk responds to him and says "I'll give you a room but you'll have to take the bath yourself"

I rang the police the other day said I have an emergency, she said whats the problem? I said two girls are fighting over me She said why is that an emergency? I said cuz the fat ones winning

Ok this ones a little sick What does Madeleine Mccann & a ship have in common There both in the sea filled with seamen < Just a joke, hope you enjoyed them

Hmmmmm not sure about the last 1 Gregg.

Here's 1 for you though.

Why do little boys whine?
They're practicing to become men

Will dig out more soon.